meladoodle:

i love posts that say ‘science has proven that’ with no actual sources. science has proven that i am sexy and hot and cool

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

"fuck"
me as a surgeon (via firelorcl) ←

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

cookiecest:

miss-andrea:

say it with me now kids

racism is natural

racism is healthy

racism is nothing to be ashamed of

image

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth