kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

itscalledfashionlookitup:

today I discovered you can make billboards in rollercoaster tycoon 3

itscalledfashionlookitup:

today I discovered you can make billboards in rollercoaster tycoon 3

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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jean-grey-o-lantern:

So last night cops arrested 7 protesters, then turned to the rest of the protesters and told them “we’ll release them without bond if you leave (stop protesting)”

They literally turned their own dubiously legal arrests into a hostage situation. They took hostages. Ferguson PD is a terrorist organization and they aren’t even trying to hide that fact any more.

Look at this

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You can donate to protesters’ legal defense and bail here

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

gillwoman:

Interview between Courtney Love and Barbara Walters in 1995 following the suicide of Kurt Cobain [x]

"Do you blame yourself?"
"Yes, I do."
"What do you blame yourself for?"
"About eight-thousand things. About eight-thousand million things."

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

senorhoudinii:

hahahaha !

senorhoudinii:

hahahaha !